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Hi! I'm Craig. I live near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. I'm a Software Engineer. I've spent the bulk of my career developing networking software, layered network architectures like TCP/IP for Unisys systems. Most recently I worked in IPv6 (Internet Protocol version 6) on Unisys Clearpath MCP systems. I have now joined the ranks of former Unisys Corporation employees.

I worked at Unisys for more than 26 years and enjoyed my time there. I was treated well over the years and I will greatly miss the people that I worked with. While I was there I collected a few Unisys coffee mugs.

Coffee Mugs from Unisys Corporation, collected over a quarter of a century
  Big Ugly Guy (Picture Taken: 4/26/2007 9:39am)

I also have an ASCII art representation of this image.
Or an interesting Mosaic of this image, made up of all the pictures in my family photo album.

Family


I have two wonderful children: Jonathan, born in 1988, and Laura, born in 1993. Here's another picture of Laura.

I also have a lovely wife, Debra. Here is a picture of Debra on Ellis Island.


Friends


I have lots of friends. Most of them are gorillas.... and you should see the men!

 

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Hobbies


I enjoy cooking. And more than that, I enjoy eating. I have a number of recipes web pages that I will be turning into their own web site: craigs recipes. I like playing trivia games, fishing, playing chess, playing Team Fortress 2 for the PC online, and hanging with my friends. I also enjoy sex, good food and wine, and going to micro-breweries. I used to enjoy working out, body building, weight lifting. Let see... My single rep bench press record is 355 pounds (March 2000), 320 in competition (April 2000). I haven't lifted weights for many years now and I've gotten a belly. I can't lift nearly what I used to be able to.

Speaking of my friends, here are a few pictures at the gym.

And here is my very effective body-building diet.

Some poems: Love Armed, Jabberwocky, Casey at the Bat, and Casey's Revenge.

Some Christmas poems: A Different Christmas Poem, and The Soldier's Night Before Christmas.

I've received a lot of email asking for this, so here it is!

Here are a couple older pictures, when I was actually in shape -- I guess I'm in shape now... round is a shape:

     Beard Boy (Picture Taken: 24 September 1999)             Hit Man (Picture Taken: 24 September 1999)

Plans for this Web Site


My pages are always evolving. I plan to make a lot more recipes available. I'm thinking of making a page that does conversions, from feet to inches to meters to furlongs, and pounds to ounces to metric tons, and every other conversion you can think of. I'm also considering a page on automobile emblems; another page with pictures of Mail Pouch Tobbaco advertisements on the sides of barns; a page on flag etiquette; a page on Credit card companies changing their agreements after they've suckered you in (which should be illegal). My most popular page used to be my rot13 page, but that page has lost some of it's popularity.  My most popular page is now my How to Cook Great Ribs page. My Google Bird Feeder Cam Gadget gets more hits than anything else, but is not technically a web page. I also have a serious page about diet and bodybuilding. Oh yeah, I also want to turn my Daily Tagline page into a blog at some point.

Links


Urban Legends --  (If you go to this site, Bill Gates will pay you $1000.. or you may wake up without your kidneys)
Fully Informed Jury Association --  (To educate Americans regarding their full powers as jurors.)
Other Peoples Pictures --  (random pictures on Google -- kinda fun)
AltaVista Random link --  (random link from AltaVista, different every time)
JunkScience.com --  (All the Junk that's fit to Debunk)
Past Superbowl Commercials --  (Joe Namath, Mean Joe Green, and others)
Stop Abductions
What is my IP Address? --  (Tells you the IP Address of your PC)
Tic Tac Toe  
 
And all conservatives should put these links on their web sites:
Miserable Failure  Sex Fiend.