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About Me
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Hi!
I'm Craig. I live near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. I'm a Software Engineer. I've spent the bulk of my career developing networking software, layered network architectures like TCP/IP for Unisys systems. Most recently I worked in IPv6 (Internet Protocol version 6) on Unisys Clearpath MCP systems. I have now joined the ranks of former Unisys Corporation employees.
I worked at Unisys for more than 26 years and enjoyed my time there. I was treated well over the years and I will greatly miss the people that I worked with. While I was there I collected a few Unisys coffee mugs.
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Family
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I
also have a lovely wife,
Debra. Here is a picture of Debra
. This picture is from a number of years ago, when Debra took the kids to Ellis Island.
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Friends
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I
have lots of friends.
Most of them are gorillas.... and you should see the men!
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Hobbies
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I
enjoy cooking. And more than that, I enjoy eating. I like bicycling,
indoor rock climbing, playing trivia games, fishing,
playing chess, playing the original Halo for the PC online, and hanging
with my friends. I also enjoy sex, good food and wine, and going to
micro-breweries. I used to enjoy working out, body building, weight
lifting. Let see... My single rep bench press record is 355 pounds
(March 2000), 320 in competition (April 2000). I haven't lifted weights
for years now and I've gotten a belly. I occasionally work out, but I
can't lift nearly what I used to be able to.
Speaking of my friends, here are a few pictures at the
gym.
And here is my very effective body-building diet.
Some poems: Love
Armed, Jabberwocky,
Casey
at the Bat, and Casey's Revenge.
Some Christmas poems: A Different Christmas Poem, and The Soldier's Night Before Christmas.
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Here are a couple older pictures, when I was actually in shape -- I guess I'm in shape now... round is a shape:
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Plans for this Web Site
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| My pages are
always evolving. I plan to make a lot
more recipes available. I'm thinking of making a page that does
conversions, from feet to inches to meters to furlongs, and pounds to
ounces to metric tons, and every other conversion you can think of. I'm
also considering a page on automobile emblems; another page with
pictures of Mail Pouch Tobbaco advertisements on the sides of barns; a
page on flag etiquette; a page on Credit card companies changing their
agreements after they've suckered you in (which should be illegal). My
most popular page used to be my rot13
page, but that page has lost some of it's popularity.
Among my most popular pages now are my How to Cook Great Ribs page, and my Google
Bird Feeder Cam Gadget which gets more hits than anything else, but is not technically a web page. My most popular true web page is my How Long to Boil Corn page. I also have a serious page about diet
and bodybuilding. Oh yeah, I also want to turn my Daily Tagline page
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Keith Olberman
